Montana Deer

What is Montana Deer?


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Montana Deer are the fiercest of all the mythical and wild animals. They murder mankind in order to reproduce, and with their mythical powers, harness the inner energy of man and use it to turn the murdering Montana Deer into 3 Montana Deer in a process known as Budding. All 3 Deer then shit piles of Apple Jacks. Also, they are commonly known to fight the South African Bear Cub in aerial battles of epic proportion. Montana Deer are always capitalized in literature.

Fuck dude! Its a Montana Deer!

Run before it turns you into Apple Jacks!

See apple jacks, budding, wombat combat


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