Montana Mount

What is Montana Mount?

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First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggyposition grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!

See mountain, montana, mount, guns, cowboys, rodeo
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