Montana Mustache

What is Montana Mustache?

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

Ostphj

1. Stands for OutSide The Pants HandJOB. Yea I so got and OSTPHJ off of Abbie last night . See ostphj, handjobs, sex, bj, hj, anal sex, B..

Non-regulation Head-shape

1. A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees. Who's that? That's Fenton, the new boss...

Vito Jr.

1. Take a crap in shower as was done by Vito Jr in The Sopranos I could see brown flakes streaming my way after the kid in the next shower..

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