Montana Mustache

What is Montana Mustache?

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

Stoze

1. A word you yell at your dog when it puts its paws on the furniture Fifi, STOZE!!..

Zipper Suck

1. When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip. My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at ..

Crotch Meat

1. 1. A male's penis. A. Having a large penis 2. A female's Vagina. a. Having a deep vagina 3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex. ..

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