Montana Mustache

What is Montana Mustache?


1.

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith


4

Random Words:

1. Euphemism for male masturbation. I walked into my dorm room and there was my roommate jerkin' the nerkin on my computer. See jerk..
1. no noyes is someone who has no balls and they can't make babies. david is a no noyes and he can't mac babies...
1. The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a be..