Montana Mustache

What is Montana Mustache?


1.

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith


4

Random Words:

1. A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage. "Hey a drillbi..
1. Some lie that gay people made up as an underhanded way to get their foor in the door of humanity and turn everybody gay (it worked). I ..
1. A vexed person who's facial expression never changes. They never say anything and are very mysterious and ... VEXED The only emot..