What is Montana Ranch Cow Pie?


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When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.

"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"

See shit, cow, sex, farm, ranch


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