What is Montana Roadside Surprise?


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In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...

(person 2) NICE!

See sex, men, women, roadside, surprise


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