What is Montana Roadside Surprise?
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In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.
(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!
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Random Words:
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On a soccer game, when the goalie makes you go holy fuck, you say goalie fuck instead.
(goalkeeper blocks a penalty)
you: GOALIE FUCK!..
