Montana Shoeshine

What is Montana Shoeshine?

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

See cow pie, doo doo, crap, poop, shoes

A Bert

1. After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows "Ho..

Bum Dinggy

1. something that is just aiight... I went to this gourmet resteraunt, but all the fodd turned out to be bum dinggy See so-so, aiight, ok..

Drft

1. Dead Right Fucking There He was drft right on the keyboard (he was killed at the computer and fell on the keyboard). See dead, death, ..

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