Montana Shoeshine

What is Montana Shoeshine?

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

See cow pie, doo doo, crap, poop, shoes

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