Montana Shoeshine

What is Montana Shoeshine?


1.

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

See cow pie, doo doo, crap, poop, shoes


49

Random Words:

1. Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit n..
1. slang for guts/intestines Dat man's viking noodles are all over the road! See intestines, guts, insides, carnage, gore..
1. A lone hair that protrudes from one of your nostrils. Occurs on men who don't keep their nose hairs trimmed. May be more evident ..