What is Montauk?
1.
the greatest place on Long Island. the beginning, the End. And yes, It's way the fuck out there.
If you can't stand the Hamptons, and uptight assholes, Montauk is the place to go.
Bring beer, a chair, and umbrella, and leave your bullshit at home.
"where you going?"
"Montauk"
"Sweeeeet"
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2.
montauk (in reference to, but not THE mtk, ny)
(vb.) - to put shaft and balls in mouth simultaneously.
enjoy.
Dude, I totally montauked Betty last night. I didn't think her mouth could ever open that wide.
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3.
Is some slang term for Montana preppy, stuck up bitches use to confuse others who aren't down with their scandalous pussy ass crew.
"Hey Becky!" "Like, OMG Lizzy! you're going to Montauk tomorrow?!" "Yeah I know, I'm going with Brad. we plan on taking pics of ourselves all dressed up in our gay ass preppy clothes, and send you guys it through myspace!" "Like no way!"
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