Monte

What is Monte?


1.

of superior quality.

That girl is sooo monte.

2.

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

See sex, doggy style, monte, embarassing, foetus

3.

a chevrolet monte carlo

i got the monte painted flip flop fukin blue

See monte, monte carlo, old school, donk, whip

4.

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

See Josh

5.

Monte

said (mon-tay)

Fiddler of farmyard animals..

See 50 Cent

6.

a g0at sex0r

Monte loves to have sex with goats.

7.

Someone with or desires unusual homosexual fantasies with other boys. Sometimes can go as far as animals.

Monte sits in class dreaming of running a train on a dog and another boy named Clifford.


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