Monte Crispo

What is Monte Crispo?

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When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.
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