What is Monte Cristo?
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Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.
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A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'
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