What is Montecito?
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a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.
Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.
Popular sayings:
Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink
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Random Words:
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the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not c..