What is Montecito?
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a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.
Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.
Popular sayings:
Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink
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Random Words:
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When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.
Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard..
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You MUST say "YOU GOT BOMBED!!" to any mother-fucker-bitch-ass-nigga that you actually screw.
Saying "YOU GOT BOMBED!!&q..
