Montecito

What is Montecito?


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a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats

Lets get some caviar

bitch wheres my ferrari

damn hos give me my drink

See montecito, cito, bitches


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