What is Montecito?
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a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.
Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.
Popular sayings:
Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink
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Random Words:
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The act of becoming pussy-whipped to the point of no recognition.
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slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey
He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D
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