What is Montecito?
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a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.
Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.
Popular sayings:
Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink
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Random Words:
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Israeli slang literally meaning 'cock sandwich' (not the chicken kind).
He stuffed his zion toastie in her mouth.
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A guy who poses on the internet as the very living definition of calmness.
Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even on..
