Montemor-o-velho

What is Montemor-o-velho?

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

Dick Tease

1. Someone who flirts and gets off with lads, but doesn't actually shag them i.e. leads them on! a 16 yr old bitch, that knows shes f..

Enter Sandman

1. A very popular song off the "Black Albumn" from Metallica. The black albumn was billboards #1 album that year exit light, ent..

Zylophone

1. The Phonetically correct way to spell xylophone. Which should be adopted immediatly. Next time they ask you to spell xylophone, spell i..

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