Montemor-o-velho

What is Montemor-o-velho?

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

Red-turbaned Monkey

1. A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release. "I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!" See hard-on..

Nigbacon

1. Bacon that is so burnt that it has become completely black. Hence: Nigbacon. Dylan: MA, I said I wanted NIGBACON! See bacon, black, ni..

Yoked.

1. someone who is muscular. "Dang! That dude is straight yoked." See yoked, yokes, yoke, yo..

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