Montemor-o-velho

What is Montemor-o-velho?

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

Unhomo

1. The act of not being homo. Actually, I don't think Chad could be homo if he tried. That is how unhomo he is. Also see no homo. S..

Egg Nog Cum

1. 1. what cum is called when it fills a cup so much that it looks like thick egg nog 2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickn..

Nut Dunking

1. To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in t..

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