Montemor-o-velho

What is Montemor-o-velho?

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

Backslap Nipple Tap

1. when a man is fornicating a woman from the back and proceeds to reach his hand around and slap the womans nipple. sarah hasnt worn a br..

Rollerblade Cock Steal

1. When a gay man is rollerblading and passes by another man that he finds sexually attractive - the gay man will grab the other man's..

Vote 5

1. Used by n00bs on Newgrounds who just made their first movie Vote 5! Strawberry Clock demands it!..

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