Montemor-o-velho

What is Montemor-o-velho?

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

Pregame Dunk

1. To empty one's bowel before a long exam in order to prevent having to go during. "My exam starts in 15mins...just enough time..

Gafaga Haga

1. An extremely repulsive vagina, usually so bad that it results in the viewer speaking gibberish, sounding a lot like Gafaga Haga. "..

Alpha-doofus

1. The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still wait..

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