What is Montezuma?
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Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.
After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.
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A hip and chill place to live for any open minded and adventurous person. Many beaches and waterfalls to hang out in and meet new people. The greatest place in the universe.
Dude: Yo, let's chill in Montezuma
Dudette: Totally man, let's hit up Chico's!!!!
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Random Words:
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You and your friends hide in a cupboard and jerk off to another friend who's pulled a munter. You then race out making cawing sound..