What is Montezuma's Revenge?
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The
I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge
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diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also
Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.
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caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.
I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.
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having the urge to
Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom
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The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
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when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.
Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about
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The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.
That whore told me I got her pregnant, so I was forced to pull a Montezuma's Revenge.
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