What is Montgomeries?
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Moobs, or manboobs. The excessively sized ladylike chest elevations on a man. So named after the golfer Colin Montgomery, who has moobs. Sometimes abbreviated to monties.
Dave: "Bob, when are you going to do something about your moobs?"
Bob: "I know Dave, I am thinking of going under the knife to have my Montgomeries sorted."
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The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.
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