Montgoris

What is Montgoris?

the smelliest, most vile, free-flowing shit taken almost immediately after eating a "meal" at St. John's University's finest dining hall

I have to take a wicked montgoris!!

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1. Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on..

Houdini Extrodinare

1. Much like the famous disappearing act of Harry Houdini, you perform a disappearing act of your own..ace a girl in the doggy style positi..

Best-phriends-phorever

1. An enhanced version of BFF(Best friends forever), Only TRUE friends are BPPs. Me and Sky are Best-phriends-phorever, While that creepy..

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