Montie

What is Montie?


1.

To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.

My friend had to montie into his car this morning.

See car, screwdriver, key, start

2.

Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.

Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..

See monte, montey, montie, slut, hoe, whore, skank, stds, mounty, crabs, prostitute, sidi, aids


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