What is Montie?
1.
To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.
My friend had to montie into his car this morning.
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2.
Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.
Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..
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A fart
(Said after passing wind violently)
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets...
1.
when sperm cells are traveling to reach the egg
babe what do you mean you forgot to take the pill. that sperm better not be going to ut..