What is Montie?
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To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.
My friend had to montie into his car this morning.
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Code for a sl*t or wh*re with very low morals/standards. Used when revealing a Person's true motives.
Guy 1: Hey man do you think i should hook up with that girl that's been all on me all night Guy 2: No dude, shes a total Montie, she probably has gonorrhea or crabs Guy 1: Damn your right, i just saw her she threw up on some guy..
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Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.
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(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of..