Montpelier Strainer

What is Montpelier Strainer?


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When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.

It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.


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