What is Montville?
1.
A town in North Jersey. Quiet, boring, and tranquil. Populated by hoes and wanna be bros. People from Montville are generally Jewish, Chinese, and extremely wealthy. 80% of Montville consists of pot heads.
You need weed? Just go to Montville... Those rich hoes always have it to sell.
2.
The holy town of all three prophets of Shi'ite Muslims (John Sheehan the white one, Piyush the hairy, and Angad the turbinator)
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James heart Piyush
3.
Located in Southeast Connecticut along the Thames River. Has a top-notch casino. Montville girls were known to kiss differently than the girls from East Lyme (the Montville girls would kiss with their tongues extended out of their mouths, whereas the East Lyme girls used tongues closed-mouth).
Damn, I want me some fun tonite, so I'm goin' to Montville. The girls there are top-shelf.
