Monty Edit Meaning

1.

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).

Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.

Monty defeated Rommel.

See Gumba Gumba

2.

A man who is smart, shaped like a Greek god, and who is very, very, very sexy!!!

bianca: OMG!!! Did u just see that guy?!

raven: I know!! His name must be Monty because he certainly looks like one!

See mont, sexy man, greek god, smook

3.

A common word with multiple uses.

1. It can be used to describe a big time criminal or anyone with a bit of wedge

2. It can also mean sex

1. He's a monty lad him. Or he's a bit of a mont.

2. You up for a monty and a wine? He's got a mont on.

See og, gangsta, hustler, dealer, pusher, o.g.

4.

A unique specimen, with all or none of the following traits:

rather lovely profile,

his forehead looks like the hood of a car,

unable to remain balanced on the stairs,

and has only been drunk once.

Monty, don't fall....! Are you drunk again? Wait,that can't be right. Your forehead looks like the hood of a car. Hey, nice profile.

See profile, forehead, drunk, monty

5.

A male with exceptionally large genetalia usually 11 1/2 inches or more. As in Monty Python therefore having a python as male genetalia. Partners are usually referred to as snake charmers.

Why am i so happy? I was with this guy last nite, he was called Dave but i'll be calling him Monty from now on!

See monty, monty python, python, big boy

6.

Slang term for over weight female

"come on man, hook up with tha monty... take one for the team"

See fat girl, fat pig, fat, delaware, big girl, Sophisto

7.

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)

See whitmore