Moo

What is Moo?


1.

A female breeder. Short for Moomy, like "Mom" is short for "Mommy." So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.

That stupid Moo was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.

See moomy, sprog, crotchfruit, breeder, rugrat

2.

A negative word for any woman, esp. a soccer mom, who thinks that children in general (not just her own, but every child on the planet) are the only important things in life and everything else (friends, lovers, dreams, etc.) are nothing.

Mrs. Andrews is such a moo. She is completely obsessed with children and, wuite frankly, lacks dreams for herself.

3.

a female breeder

4.

n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders.

I was enjoying a stroll in the park when some dopey moo whipped her flabby jugs out to tit-feed her sprog.

See breeder, duh, sprog, moomie, sproggenwagon

5.

UK slang - London

A mildly offensive term of abuse normally directed at the wife. Used in conjunction with words like daft, stupid, silly etc. Popularised by the Alf Garnet characture in the sitcom 'Til Death Do Us Part'

"You silly moo"

See black flag

6.

Idiot, dork; stupid woman (Australian Slang)

You're such a moo

See aussie

7.

A word that is used when you know you ought to say something, but can't think of anything.

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Moo.


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