Moo Nap Edit Meaning

1. A very expensive peice of paper that people pay money to have torn. The experience is usually as big a waste of time as the movie they&a..

1. A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded. I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole. See dwarf, midge..

1. When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman. He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he b..