What is Moobie?
1.
man + boobie = moobie
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
my teacher has the biggest moobies ever. all the guys can't help but stare, even if he is a male...
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2.
One of two people who are madly in love--Merritt or Abbie.
Merritt and Abbie are moobies!
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