What is Mooby?
1.
The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"
Mooby gets perforated with a shotgun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
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A name given to someone who teaches with anger problems. A mooby is somebody who cant control their anger and will yell tell their throat and lungs hurt. Mooby's usually always either have to scream, yell, shout, and to some extent think their a BAMF Gangster. A Moobys blood pressure goes to unheard of highs. A mooby usually has excessive anger problems. The best option is to avoid a Mooby or Moobys at all cost.
In teched Mooby yelled, " Eric! Turn that machine OFF!"
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3.
When you masturbate and take a poo at the same time
If someone is in a rush to get ready they might say
"just pulling a mooby"
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4.
A man's teat, from the combination of the words "man" and "booby"
You hit my mooby!
He has big moobies...
I'm freezing my nuts and moobies off out here!
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