Mooch

What is Mooch?


1.

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."

"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

2.

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

See Noodle

3.

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

4.

Freeloader

Steves a mooch!

5.

Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.

Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.

See Milton

6.

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#

Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!

Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#

Susan: Fancy a mooch?

Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?

Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

See walk, leech, idiot, fuck, tosser, bastard

7.

a person who goes around and just takes from other people

girl-do you buy your lunch?

boy-no, i just go around and mooch

See marisa


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