Mooch The Pooch

What is Mooch The Pooch?


1.

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

See masturbate, beat it, whack off, jerk off, beat your meat


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