What is Mooch The Pooch?
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To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.
"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"
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"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."
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A child born because the condom (or rubber) either broke or somehow malfunctioned; a mistake or "whoops" baby
My parents hate..