Mooch The Pooch

What is Mooch The Pooch?

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

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"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

See masturbate, beat it, whack off, jerk off, beat your meat

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