What is Moocow?
1.
One of the coolest awesomest things ever! Moocows are a type of cow. Durrf. Moocows are my favorite word! MOOCOW yay!!!!
I like Moocows.
OMG MOOCOWS!
Im a moocow!
Wait no....
or am i?
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2.
My awesome ass cat's name.
Guarantee it, he's better than your cat.
He's also way cooler.
He is cow patterned, he has a huge black splotch on his head and the black splotches on his butt make a thong shape out of the white. Two of his toes are black, his eyes are orange-gold, there's a spot on his left nostrils and his tongue is also cow spotted. He IS TEH SHIZZAY!
Me: AWWEH, kitty!!
MooCow: Meorh?
Me: Yes yeeeuuuu!
MooCow: Merf.
Me: DONTCHU 'MERF' ME!!!
MooCow: *looks up at me, looks at his paw, looks up at me again* MERF.
Me: AGH! You are SO not sleeping in my bed tonight!
MooCow: ..rf.
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3.
A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."
4.
n. 1. used as a name for a very awesome person
2. used as a name for someone who annoys you
3. used as a name in the place of bitch, fucker, or
various other cuss words.
pl.n. 1. are a group of really awesome people
2. are supportive of others and work well together
The reason you're cool is because you can call yourself a moocow.
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5.
gay word made up by the asian guy sitting right next to me in computer class. zz...no wait..dont take away the computer...its not porn i swear!