What is Mooey?
1.
The correct definition for this being the (Cockney) slang for face.
He got a punch right in the mooey, the cheeky...
also Taken from the film Nil by Mouth (1997)
"Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fucking place."
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2.
The front of the female reproductive organ, the "vagina" mooey being a replacement for the term bijingo frequently used to describe that paticular part of the anatomy. Stemming from the use of the word in the office as a substitute for words that would otherwise be inappropriate.
I bet she's got a hairy mooey!
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3.
a woman's genital area, or meat curtains if you will
I've got a furry mooey
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4.
idiotic mammal like personage.
also another word for a a cow/or a bull like animale
Rachel:oi rhian how u spell object.
Rhian:u actuall mooey...what a batty LOL!
Rachel:shap yeah. i am well cool boi
Rhian well gang(*) for shizzle.
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5.
having the sudden urge to moo. to feel mooey. to express the feeling that you do not know how to express.
i feel very mooey today; moo moo.