What is Moof?
1.
The bark of a dogcow.
Clarus says "moof"
2.
Something Awful's best front page updater.
He transports readers to a world full of happy bees and happy trees and happy dinosaurs fighting with happy bunnies and there are also rainbows and blue skies all day and everyone is happy :)
OTI™ Moof brings joy IYM™ IRL™!
P.S. I love Tom "moof" Davies :)
3.
n. describing a person, usually an insult. similar to
'no, like this, you moof.'
'i said orange, not orangish-red, you moof-wangle'
4.
1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)
Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
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5.
an object (usually an ill-fitting sweater) that is ugly or awkward. a sweater that has too long arms or say an awkward looking person.
"That sweater makes her look like a total moof, take it off before I moof my moofy pants."
6.
1-moof means to have sexual activity with.
2-or it can also mean to like somthing.
3-it can be used to describe if somthing is
4-(alt. defenition from my friend) to clean out vagina.
1-I am going to moof your brains out.
2-that moofin rocks.
3-that is so moof.
4-im gonna go moof.
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7.
1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.
2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn
Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."
Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"
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