Moof Edit Meaning

1.

The bark of a dogcow.

Clarus says "moof"

2.

Something Awful's best front page updater.

He transports readers to a world full of happy bees and happy trees and happy dinosaurs fighting with happy bunnies and there are also rainbows and blue skies all day and everyone is happy :)

OTI™ Moof brings joy IYM™ IRL™!

P.S. I love Tom "moof" Davies :)

3.

n. describing a person, usually an insult. similar to idiot, dolt, moron, etc. can also be modified by adding random and/or made up words to the end.

'no, like this, you moof.'

'i said orange, not orangish-red, you moof-wangle'

4.

1. An asparagus smothered in butter

2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.

Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*

Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."

Jack: "What's a moof?"

Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."

Jack: *confused*

Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."

See asparagus, idiot, retard, stupid, derogatory

5.

an object (usually an ill-fitting sweater) that is ugly or awkward. a sweater that has too long arms or say an awkward looking person.

"That sweater makes her look like a total moof, take it off before I moof my moofy pants."

6.

1-moof means to have sexual activity with. fuck

2-or it can also mean to like somthing.

3-it can be used to describe if somthing is cool.

4-(alt. defenition from my friend) to clean out vagina.

1-I am going to moof your brains out.

2-that moofin rocks.

3-that is so moof.

4-im gonna go moof.

See sex, fuck, vagina, cool, spiffy

7.

1. Used as an exclamation when somebody is shocked or surprised.

2. Used when someone is upset, similar to f*ck, sh*t, damn

Guy 1: "You know that girl you were going to ask out? I saw on facebook that she's dating your buddy."

Guy 2: "Aw, moof!"

See moof, exclamation, surprise, shock