Moofism

What is Moofism?

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

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Zelmak

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Plasmay

1. A wide screen plasma screen tv When your fuckin wit a plasmae there is no need to sit near the tv See reverence..

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