What is Moofius?
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One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
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To partake in the use of marijuana.
From Hank Williams Jr's song "Family Tradition":
Hank: "So don't ask me, ..
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A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, yo..