What is Moofius?
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One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
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When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.
It can also be used as a random insult.
Joe, i heard your girlfriend..
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One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.
Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents di..