What is Moofius?
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One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.
After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."
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One who has sex with dead babies
"Jim, your such a necropaedophiliac"
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Stated when the action of textingvia the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.
Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: W..
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the upgraded version of butt-pirates.
Peter, You Ass-Raider!
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