What is Mooflon?
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A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.
Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.
You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.
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When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true
Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fuckin..
