Moofly

What is Moofly?


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A Cow with fly wings, has super powers yay! He Can fly and has the power to manipulate energy around him. He also is surrounded by a layer of negative energy that acts as a shield. He is known for being strange and obnoxious. Also dubs people awesome for absolutely no reason...

Woman:Help I'm getting robbed

MooFly:Here I am to save the day *farts*

Robber:Oh my god what did you eat?

MooFly:Roadkill and this *pulls out dead squirrel half eaten*

Robber:That's what the? *barfs*

Woman:Oh my...

Robber:You're sick *runs away*

Woman:I'm covered in... disgusting!

MooFly:You're thanks is reward enough citizen!

Woman:Get away from me freak *slaps him and runs*

MooFly:What freaks! I ain't dubbin' them awesome worth crap sheesh!

See pokemon, digimon, lame, red, freak, MooFly


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