Moofster

What is Moofster?

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

See whipped, muff, exodus, pussy whipped

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Burn The Evidence

1. to smoke a joint, bowl or roach. To smoke marijuana. Hey Tone, I'm burnin' the evidence in here...

Stinky Taquito

1. When you stick a taquito up a girls shitty asshole, pull it out, dip it in salsa then have a bite. That stinky taquito i ate last night..

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