Moofster

What is Moofster?

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

See whipped, muff, exodus, pussy whipped

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