Moogasm

What is Moogasm?


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When a female is on top of a male during intercourse and gets bored of his weak attempts at pleasuring her. She fakes an orgasm and right at the climax, moos like a cow extremely loud. Ruins sex, and gives the using female a laugh.

-Oh...Ooohhhh....Yesss.....Yeahhhh...........MOO!!! (moogasm)

-What the fuck?

-Hahahahaha

See sex, cows, chocolate milk, kinky


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