Moogasm

What is Moogasm?

1.

When a female is on top of a male during intercourse and gets bored of his weak attempts at pleasuring her. She fakes an orgasm and right at the climax, moos like a cow extremely loud. Ruins sex, and gives the using female a laugh.

-Oh...Ooohhhh....Yesss.....Yeahhhh...........MOO!!! (moogasm)

-What the fuck?

-Hahahahaha

See sex, cows, chocolate milk, kinky
99

Random Words:

Vestal Fart
1. a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger a..
Read more
Jordo
1. (Noun) A big idiot football player obsessed with jack and the box and his "tube steak" (Verb)To pull a jordo is to stuff some..
Read more
Jay Beck
1. One of the most influential figures of our time. Born Jnuary 21st, 1987, he was a legend in the making. Without him, life as we know it ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free