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A euphamism for someone who is masturbating.
Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm...
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This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead ..
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A long tube that women can use to pee standing up.
Damn, I walked into the guys bathroom and there was this chick at the urinal with th..
