What is Mooie?
1.
The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc
Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie
2.
a term used for your face !
got to wash my mooie.
Let me clean that crap off your mooie.
You got a dirty mooie.
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3.
hoser, psuedo pedant, computer geek, web dev, highly fussy and uptight individual, someone who dumps their girlfriend to focus on their art
That mooie you know from school charges way too much for his services