What is Mooker Spooker?
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A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
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Third-Worlders learning a second language in order to secure a job.
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Shit - you never saw that one coming.
"She's going to save herself till marriage?"
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