Mooker Spooker

What is Mooker Spooker?


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A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

See poo, feces, buttsecks, anal play


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