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Go down on a girl, and right before she comes, smash her teeth in with a mallet.
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To show somebody your balls, the colour and shape resembles a Tetley Teabag.
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Urinating while so drunk that it requires a stabilizing hand raised in the manner of a Nazi salute.
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