Moon Cock

What is Moon Cock?


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(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.

Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!

Sara: Why's that?

Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!

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