What is Moon Crickets?
1.
Black people that come out at night to raise hell and make alot of noise, like crickets after you turn off the lights to go to sleep thats when they come out.
Damn the fuckin moon crickets.They woke me up with all their fucking loud ass noise.
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2.
1: A big dumb nigger with nothing good to ever establish in this world; he/she should be eviscerated and have his/her intestines strewn about like party ribbons.
2: An usher supervisor at Showcase Cinemas who's favorite things to do include: playing air basketball, rapping, talking about his G1, making beats using Fruity Loops, talking non-stop about his beats, scattering garbage barrels all about the theater, and worshiping Jesus Christ.
3: A filthy slave jigaboo who likes to be loud and obnoxious all throughout the night and piss off nice white people while they're trying to sleep or beat off to Brazillian fart porn...not that I do that.
4: An ugly, sweaty, loud, smelly, weird voiced, shitskinned, Alabama Blue Gums, baboon look alike, Donkey Kong Stunt double, basketball playing, nigger who is so dark he can not be seen at midnight unless he is either:
A) Wearing his normal, all white attire but still holds the black power fist as if it were something to be proud of.
B) Smiling with his eyes wide open.
C) If his basketball playing mudsloth friends all jizzed all over his face.
5: A large problem that America has to face for the rest of eternity.
6: Someone who steals bicycles, afro picks, Ludacris CD's, and fat white women all in the same place, at the same time...and that place is Wal Mart.
Marcus: "Ayo Leeroy, how's bout you, me and my nigga Tyrone go watch da inauguration of Barack Obama! Nigga dat shits gon' be fly like dat Soulja Boy song"
Leeroy: "How YEAH! Dawg he gon be da best president we ever had! Shits bein ILL!"
Tyrone: "...Fuck da POlice..."
Tom the white man: "Fucking Moon Crickets, I hate them all and I want to cut them open and bathe in their blood."
Tim the white man: "Yes yes, I would like to run them over with my Charger but then I think to myself, 'Why would I waste the gas?' And I walk away."
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