What is Moon Pie High?
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A euphoria induced by the ingention of large amounts of sugar. From Moon Pie, a marshmallow-centered cookie made in Chattanooga.
Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!
Random Words:
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Military-Speak for
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You guessed it, a shovel!
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Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.
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You get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.
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