What is Moon Pig?
1.
A fucking ugly girl.
She a real moon-pig.
2.
A company that makes personalised greeting cards that has a really annoying song on the advert.
"Moooooon pig!
Moooooooon pig!
Moon pig dot com!"
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3.
A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,
A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.
Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.
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4.
A huge fat slutty ugly girl. Their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :D
moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D
beavis: hey look its a moon pig!
butthead: hur hur Moooooooooon PiiiiiiG
moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny ass! (throws bottle at your head)
beavis: Mooooooon PiiiiG :D
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5.
A pig that lives on the moon
It's a moon pig and it lives on the moon. What more do you want?
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6.
A big ginger bird often found in a Docwra nest
