What is Moon Pretzel?
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To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.
"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"
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the mouth of a man or a woman
Will you shut your cock washer and let me talk!
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what u say to a fuckin idiot who just made himself look stupid
que pendejo! wat the fuk r u doing out there?
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