Moon Pretzel

What is Moon Pretzel?

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

See boston crab, crunched

Breaky

1. (brek-ee) - noun first instance of food consumption, chosen at convenience. What you ladies think you'll want for breaky tomorro..

Jhay

1. n. -to be a mad sick surfer. -a blue birdX..

Fix It

1. the act of masterbation. in so goen to fix it when ya leave! See masterbation, floggin the dolphin..

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