What is Moon Pretzel?
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To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.
"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"
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When you are so damn pissed that it dont even make no fuckin sense.
It's above all madness.
So you are Highly pissed!
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verb-the act of a woman wrapping her legs around the man while hes fucking her on top
"dude my g/f is such a freak in bed i was on..
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A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake...