What is Moon Pretzel?
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To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.
"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"
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