Moon Pretzel

What is Moon Pretzel?

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

See boston crab, crunched

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