Moon River

What is Moon River?


1.

A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:

Moon River

wider than a mile

i'm crossing you in style

someday

oh dream maker

you heart breaker

wherever you're going

i'm going your way

two drifters

off to see the world

theres such a lot of world

to see

we're after the same

rainbows end

waiting round the bend

my huckleberry friend

moon river and me

"Hey, are you singing Moon River?"

"Ya, I love that song"

See moon, river, breakfast

2.

1. To moon a river.

2. A very very old song.

Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!

Guy 2: How very mature of you....

Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.

See moon, river, sex, buttocks


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