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When your email inbox is full and people are aggravated that they can't send you a message
Friend 1: I tried to send you an aweso..
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To use a straw to suck the menstrual blood out of a woman's vagina.
Bob: Jen's on the rag, so I'm going to bring a straw..
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A guy who sucks on another guys nutsack, while brushing his chin around that guys asshole and gets shit all over it.
He said my Mexican..