What is Moon Tang?
1.
A strange looking drink or liquid substance that when ingested induces moments of euphoria and an intense lack of concentration.
"Be careful, don't drink that moon tang too fast or you'll flip out"
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2.
When someone eats the bits of toliet paper stuck to the hairs in your butt-crack.
Billy Jack was shocked to find bits of Bob's moon tang still stuck on his upper lip the next morning.
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