What is Moonbender?
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someone who prefers to only fuck acrobats. preferably, anal sex will only be performed on a trampoline. always remember to pull out and bend around the moon
that moonbender just shit on my chest when we were suspended over a fat elephant
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A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
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to apply lotion over a large area of the body
My back is dry will you help me lotionatize it?
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