What is Moonbender?
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someone who prefers to only fuck acrobats. preferably, anal sex will only be performed on a trampoline. always remember to pull out and bend around the moon
that moonbender just shit on my chest when we were suspended over a fat elephant
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adjective: a man with the necessary willpower to resist blatant sexual advances from alluring, yet unsuitable, females.
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--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumb..
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A generally small person who is known to carry a contagious disease and should be avoided as such
Harris is a germ pigeon!..