Mooncalf

What is Mooncalf?


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pronounced: moon-kaf

1. A misshapen foetus; a monstrosity or freak.

2. a person with a mental handicap; a born fool.

3. a person who gazes at the moon or idles time away; an absent-minded person.

4. An animal imagined to inhabit the moon.

Nerd: You're such a mooncalf!

Jock: Huh?


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