Mooney Edit Meaning

1.

A dogfeltcher, who only has sex with dogs or in extreme situations of desperation very ugly women.

Mike was feltchinghis dog for hours last night, we could hear Zack whimpering from his trailer blocks away!! What a Mooney!!!

See feltcher, feltching

2.

1. a person who thinks they know everything; someone who always thinks they're right and annoys the shit out of everyone.

2. someone who exaggerates stories when telling them to someone else

1. - No, that's not how you do it. I've done this like a million times. You're doing it wrong.

- Quit being a mooney. Chill, son.

2. - ...And I was like, "whoa get off my girl," and he punched that other dude in the face.

-That never happened. You're a mooney. And a bitch.

See gay, bitch, manwhore, asshole, vagina

3.

The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.

Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."

See alpha male, leader, genius, legend, superman

4.

someone who is gay, or who likes the dick.

(when looking at an obvious faggot) "who is that, mooney?"